Dear friends of The Ladan,
Don’t you really miss Her of late? Yes, we all needed some rest from Her and her crazy talk, we were all relieved on the dance floor without Her spooky swing, we all thought we could use some time away from all the fun and stomach cramps. But since there has been no dark-hair-red mouth entertainment to replace Her, leaving an aching void in our week-ends.
Little relief we get from Her facebook page where we see her followed by new disciples . They look just like us a few months back: beamy, blossomed, young, beautiful. Who hasn’t seen the wrinkle that appeared on their forehead since The Ladan’s gone? Many refuse to admit it.
WE NEED THE LADAN!
We the undersigned, demand the return of The Ladan. We demand that she returns to Her worshippers with no further delay. We demand that She be provided with enough petrol for the entire flight. We also demand that She be provided with enough pistachios and nougat (and lavashak…and zereshk) to feed Her entire community.