We want the government to rename this important bodypart to more accurately reflect it’s primary function – the eating of delicious bacon. Bacon Hatch seems like the best description, although Bacon Hole would also do if they feel this is more appropriate.
All future scientific publications, educational material, etc would reflect this change, and it could also be enforced for packaging on cosmetics (Bacon Hatch Gloss, for example, to replace Lip Gloss).
Vegetarians and Vegans may have some disagreement with this suggestion, but I would like to point out that they could perhaps refer to their Bacon Hatch as the "Vegebacon Hatch", the "Baco Hatch", or the "Quorn Hatch".
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